Eggs Benedict v 7.0

It's getting kind of late here, and I'm writing a stupid paper in Italian on some guy named Platone. So, I thought to myself I said, "self, how better to spend your time than to make a new post on the ol' blog?" Here are a list of comments made by late night talk-show hosts. Oh and, they are all kind of brief so use your imagination a bit. You know, an audience and then, an incredibly elaborate, although short and snappy at the same time, opening monologue. Popcorn. The whole deal.

Sooooo, here's benny.