30 January 2007

Watch the Sky

Franz Kafka was an austrian writer who lived at the turn of the 20th century. Many of his stories touch on various existential themes ranging from religion and the nature of suffering to human freedom and psychology. He's a kind of Austrian Dovstoyevsky. I recently came upon the following short story and thought I might share with those interested.

A Fratricide

THE EVIDENCE shows that this is how the murder was committed:

Schmar, the murderer, took up his post about nine o'clock one night in clear moonlight by the corner where Wese, his victim, had to turn from the street where his office was into the street he lived in.

The night air was shivering cold. Yet Schmar was wearing only a thin blue suit; the jacket was unbuttoned, too. He felt no cold; besides, he was moving about all the time. His weapon, half a bayonet and half a kitchen knife, he kept firmly in his grasp, quite naked. He looked at the knife against the light of the moon; the blade glittered; not enough for Schmar; he struck it against the bricks of the pavement till the sparks flew; regretted that, perhaps; and to repair the damage drew it like a violin bow across his boot sole while he bent forward, standing on one leg, and listened both to the whetting of the knife on his boot and for any sound out of the fateful side street.

Why did Pallas, the private citizen who was watching it all from his window near by in the second story, permit it to happen? Unriddle the mysteries of human nature! With his collar turned up, his dressing gown girt round his portly body, he stood looking down, shaking his head.

And five houses farther along, on the opposite side of the street, Mrs. Wese, with a fox-fur coat over her nightgown, peered out to look for her husband who was lingering unusually late tonight.

At last there rang out the sound of the doorbell before Wese's office, too loud for a doorbell, right over the town and up to heaven, and Wese, the industrious nightworker, issued from the building, still invisible in that street, only heralded by the sound of the bell; at once the pavement registered his quiet footsteps.
Pallas bent far forward; he dared not miss anything. Mrs. Wese, reassured by the bell, shut her window with a clatter. But Schmar knelt down; since he had no other parts of his body bare, he pressed only his face and his hands against the pavement; where everything else was freezing, Schmar was glowing hot.

At the very corner dividing the two streets Wese paused; only his walking stick came round into the other street to support him. A sudden whim. The night sky invited him, with its dark blue and its gold. Unknowing, he gazed up at it, unknowing he lifted his hat and stroked his hair; nothing up there drew together in a pattern to interpret the immediate future for him; everything stayed in its senseless, inscrutable place. In itself it was a highly reasonable action that Wese should walk on, but he walked on to Schmar's knife.

"2!" shrieked Schmar, standing on tiptoe, his arm outstretched, the knife sharply lowered, "Wese!

You will never see Julia again!" And right into the throat and left into the throat and a third time deep into the belly stabbed Schmar's knife. Water rats, slit open, give out such a sound as came from Wese.

"Done," said Schmar, and pitched the knife, now superfluous blood-stained ballast, against the nearest house front. "The bliss of murder! The relief, the soaring ecstasy from the shedding of another's blood! Wese, old nightbird, friend, alehouse crony, you are oozing away into the dark earth below the street. Why aren't you simply a bladder of blood so that I could stamp on you and make you vanish into nothingness? Not all we want comes true, not all the dreams that blossomed have borne fruit; your solid remains lie here, already indifferent to every kick. What's the good of the dumb question you are asking?"

Pallas, choking on the poison in his body, stood at the double-leafed door of his house as it flew open. "Schmay! Schmar! I saw it all, I missed nothing." Pallas and Schmar scrutinized each other. The result of the scrutiny satisfied Pallas; Schmar came to no conclusion.

Mrs. Wese, with a crowd of people on either side, came rushing up, her face grown quite old with the shock. Her fur coat swung open, she collapsed on top of Wese; the nightgowned body belonged to Wese, the fur coat spreading over the couple like the smooth turf of a grave belonged to the crowd.

Schmar, fighting down with difficulty the last of his nausea, pressed his mouth against the shoulder of the policeman who, stepping lightly, led him away.

29 January 2007

God, Inc.

In the beginning there was paperwork. Sarah Melody Church, a recent applicant at the coorprate offices in heaven, is new in town. She has just died of lukemia, and is a little shy as she joins the team at God, Inc. Nevermind though, because Sparky soon gives her an encouraging tour.

God, Inc. is a short, dry humoured episodic series teeming with surprises, which is set in the offices of God him(or her)self. God, Inc. - Episode One

21 January 2007

I'll Ask the Boss

The Pope dies and comes to the gates of heaven. Peter greets him and asks his name. "I'm the Pope" - "Pope ... eh... Pope" murmurs Peter. "I'm sorry, I have no one by this name in my book." - "But ... I'm God's representative on earth." - "God has a representative on earth?" says Peter befuddled. "Well, he told me nothing of it ..." The Pope began to get a bit crabby. "I'm the head of the Catholic Church!" - "Catholic Church ... never heard of it," Peter says. "But wait a sec, I'll ask the boss." So Peter goes upstairs to the main floor of heaven and into God's quarters. "Hey there's someone here who says he's your representative on earth. His name is Pope. What should I say to him?" - "Nope," says God, "I don't know him, don't know anything of it. But wait a sec, I'll ask Jesus. Jeeeesus!" Jesus comes running. "Yes Father, what is it?" God and Peter explain to him the situation. "Wait a tick," says Jesus "I'll go have a look. Be back in two shakes." Ten minutes later he comes back, laughing himself to tears. "I don't get it," God says.

"Do you remember that small fishing club I founded about 2000 years ago? Well, it's still going on."


Thanks: http://www.oleoleole.de/blogg/?p=909

09 January 2007

Gems of the Past

You should all drop what you are doing and look into the life and music of Mozart. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, born January 25th 1756 in Austria, was an extraordinary, young musician and composer by the age that the rest of us were starting our abc's. I'm not sure if you've tried composing symphonies, but you can rest assured: it's not as easy as one-two-three. My passion for the music of Mozart has grown from owning a single cassette-tape for the basic purpose of a little study ambience to a collection of sonatas, symphonies, Christmas instrumental pieces, operatic works, inter altros. I recently attended a concert at the Konzerthaus in Berlin, Germany. That night, the 12 or so piece orchestra astounded us with their own beautiful renditions of Christmas music from the time of Mozart. Last year, a friend of me and I were fortunate enough to view a showing of Don Giovanni, Mozart's opera of dastardly womanizing, unabashed unfaithfulness, love and self-discovery. I recommend all of Mozart to every curious soul and vagabond music-lover.