27 March 2007

Translators are Traitors

Not sure if anyone cares, but there has been a dispute over the Pope's newest encyclical Sacramentum Caritatis, the sacrament of love, and its translations into the vernacular. Reginald Foster, the Pope's latinist, has told us that he is upset by the negligence of the English rendition of the text. He believes it to be a sign that not only is latin not being taught or understood properly within the church but of the way that the Vatican is run. "We would have been kicked out of the seminary for making such mistakes," he said, "and now they are being made all the way up in the highest ranks in official documents. Its nothing but carelessness."

The controversy is over the English rendering of the Latin "aequum est," as in, 'it is good/right/fitting/just/proper.' This phrase appears about in the statement "aequum est ut huiusmodi celebrationes fiant lingua Latina," which is meant to be expressed in English 'it is fitting to say the liturgy in Latin at such events.' Instead, the English edition reads "such liturgies could be celebrated in Latin." The translation is not only mislead, it is incorrect.

For those interested in langauges, here are some other renderings:

The French reads: "il est bon que ces célébrations soient en langue latine."

The Italian translation says: "è bene che tali celebrazioni siano in lingua latina."

The German translation proposes: "Es ist gut, wenn außer den Lesungen, der Predigt und den Fürbitten der Gläubigen die Feier in lateinischer Sprache gehalten wird."

Anyhow, just a thought.

21 March 2007

Eggs Benedikt (Rerun: 19 December 2006)

The St. Sicilia church choir planned a trip to Rome with the Papal audience. Fischer Johann, a second tenor, comes to the hairdresser.

"Can we keep it a bit shorter today than usual?"
"Ok, why though?"
"I am traveling in the coming week to Rome."
"What do you have ahead of you then in your time with the Italians?"
"Details said, our choir has an audience with the Pope."
"Come on, listen to me about this Vatican business. The Pope, the Vatican, Italy and nearly all involved, everything nowadays is going to..."

Three weeks pass, and Fischer Johann appears again at his hairdresser.

"Well, were you in the Vatican?"
"Well clearly."
"Did you see the Pope also?"
"Ya, that's why we went there."
"Well...and? Do tell. He, for instance, what did he say to you personally?"
"He said this much for sure. As I knelt before him, he placed his hand on my head and said: My son,... oh God, who does your hair?!"

Thanks: http://w.grocceni.com/pfarrer.html

10 March 2007

'What's all the fuss about sex?' Part II

"NYC Valentine's Day Condom Distribution Draws Bishops' Ire
(RNS) New York City Catholic leaders are criticizing the city health department's Valentine's Day distribution of condoms, saying it degrades society."

Can someone tell me what this is supposed to mean? I, for one, don't get it. I don't understand the mainstream Catholic contraception-logic. Perhaps I'm due for an enlightenment of sorts. Don't get me wrong, that's not to say that I advocate abortion rites. We'll just say that. Instead, let's talk intercourse-related, preventative contraception for a moment. What, if anything, is degrading about the use of condoms for safe-sex purposes? Shall we examine the situation? When people's lives are being torn apart by HIV, other costly STD's, and pre-mature motherhood, one might think that we would make an effort to prevent tragedies such as this, you know, to treat human needs. With that said, there should be nothing degrading about passing out condoms and encouraging their use, and no one ought to feel shame.

Don't tell me that abstinance is the answer either. That's an even more short-sighted, moronic idea. Telling a young person to avoid exploring their sexuality is sort of like telling a fire not to burn. Sex is the most human thing in the world, and to expect human beings to stop (on Valentine's Day of all days) is not only highly mislead but a waste of time, energy, and breath. The guilt-ridden population of Catholic youth hangs in an awkward tension, i.e. the pro-abstinence stance coupled with the anti-contraception stance. I've heard the story plenty of times. People sleep with one another, as lovers are like to do, and one, the other, or both end up rejecting the application of even a single condom. The dilemma is an insoluable one, which has met the ruin of many young girl's (guys too, mostly girls though) lives.

The idea, too, of supporting contraception as a lesser evil is also mislead. The line of reasoning that says abstinance is the highest road, but we'll decide, since it is very difficult to achieve and in order that we might prevent the most damage, to settle on a condom campaign. The issue is not a calculation or a half-assed rationale of settling.

Some would object, then, saying that all forms of contraception which are not based around the woman's cycle are 'artificial,' so the use of such methods is unethical. While that sort of reasoning seems at first air-tight, we preform many other procedures in the medical world on a daily basis which are 'artificial,' e.g. surgery (tell me that slicing a person open is natural in the slightest) or medication, and do not even bat an eye. Thus, to claim that artificial is equivalent to unethical is just false.

I mean, let's get down to business here. Let's talk real issues. Most of Catholic sexual ethics is stuck in the 13th Century with Thomas Aquinas. It wouldn't take a Saint to tell you that things have changed in the past few centuries. For instance, we know now that masturbation is not murder, we know now that a woman's cycle does not imply that they are evil and have mysterious powers which we must control. We need new answers to this and many other problems. The answers we're getting are filled with nothing but the same old jargon, hidden behind different masks. I'm not sure what it might be worth, but my advice to Pastors, scholars, theologians, etc. who espouse this type of mentality. Step for a moment out of your library and into the world. See how effective you are at preaching according to Aquinas' understanding of sexuality and then observe human life, see the world with new eyes.

For those not convinced about the unintelligability of Aquinas on this issue, find out for yourself. Here's a prime example. This is an excerpt from a book that one of my Professors at the Gregorian wrote using Thomastic language and reasoning. Go ahead, see how much sense this makes to a person of the 21st century, to contemporary society, to a teenager. It's non-sensical dribble.

"The use of contraceptive methods is illicit because in voluntarily disjointing the unitive aspect from the procreative aspect, it contradicts the intrinsic nature of human sexuality. Therefore every action which, either before or after the conjugal act, or in the development of its natural concequences, proposes itself as an aim or as a means, to impede precreation is illicit. The conjugal union has two dimensions unitive and procreative. To separate these two dimensions would mean to prejudge the intimate truth of sexuality. Responsible procreation consists precisely in assuming sexuality in all of its truth. It is in such a way that, before choosing whether to have or to overtake or to avoid conception, the couple will be able to decide whether to preform the conjugal act in the moments in which it is possible, or else a conception, without which this alters the objective truth of the act. Under this acception, it is not on the other hand responible to manipulate the conjugal act in a way that expresses the one psychologico-affective dimension and not the procreative dimension because the person is a unity, a totality."

-Ramon Lucas Lucas, Bioetica per tutti

Please, any thoughts are welcomed.

07 March 2007

Hope and Judgement

For those of you with theological/philosophical interests, here is a link which contains two lectures by the great Jürgen Moltmann. An old friend showed me the link yesterday (thanks Jack). His topic of interest is hope, judgement, and common spirits of our time with regard to both. Tim LaHaye he is not, but I think you might take pleasure in this old, crutchety German and his subtle manner of speaking. Enjoy.

03 March 2007

Generation BOB

I heard an awakening label applied to the people of my age-group just the other day. "We are," said this thoughtful person, "generation BOB." I wondered to myself for a nanosec and said, "What? Are there too many Roberts nick-named Bob?" She soon filled me in that our generation is being ever so affectionately called B.O.B., Battery Operated Buddy. My skin began to crawl. It sounds like the title of a B-movie, some sort of hack-and-slash thriller where the unsuspecting big-breasted bimbo gets it from her brother's newly unwrapped Christmas present. You can imagine the whole story. Truth, however, is sometimes stranger than fiction. A real-life version of Chucky this is not, but think, if only for a moment, the number of small devices that we own (cell phones, i-pods, day planners, etc.) the frequency at which we make use of them on a day-to-day, nay moment-to-moment basis. We check our phone for SMS and missed calls every ten minutes, or when we feel awkward in a social setting. Don't lie. You do it too. Its like our own little window into the safety of the beyond. Just take that in for a brief second, your skin will crawl at how fixed and even dependant we have become on our hand-helds. I would hasten to ask it, but do we not seek even comfort in these items as well? Do we desire their company as opposed to the world around us? and if so, where does that leave us? Because if I know more about a piece of machinery that fits into the palm of my hand than I do about the person next-door, then my friend was right about her BOB thesis, and human is no longer human, but machine.

Here's more on technological addiction.